Saturday Six: Your Hero Should Never…

  1. Cheat on the heroine/hero(M/M) – You would think this was a given, but apparently it isn’t. While the acts of infidelity are usually small, in a romance novel they’re ALWAYS unforgivable. A hero never comes back from that. NOTHING can erase it. Prime example, Cabal from Bengal’s Heart (Breed Series).
     
    He spends years whoring around while he knows she’s suffering without him. YEARS. Cabal knows Cassie cannot bear anyone else’s touch. But he goes on with his life like she doesn’t exist. He even considers  getting serious with another girl. Even worse, he does it because he blames her for the actions of her dead husband. It wouldn’t have been so bad if he’d just abandoned her, but no, he leaves her in PAIN while he spends his days screwing every other woman he meets.
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  3. Leave the heroine for her own good – This one really irks me. To make matters worse, it’s usually accompanied by some big misunderstanding. But we’ve already discussed that pitfall.
     
    When the hero abandons the heroine because he wants to protect her or save her from himself, I tune out.  My first thought is, Oh no, another soap opera melodrama. I’ve seen this plot scheme a million times. I’m tired of it. It’s lost its appeal—not that it ever had much.
     
    While many authors have used this trite device, I’ll use one that everyone is familiar with, The Twilight Saga. While Edward’s I’m scared I’ll eat you angst was bearable in the first novel, it completely got out of hand in New Moon. Don’t these authors know that heroes who are assertive and go after what they want are so much more appealing?
     
    As much as I love Lora Leigh, she’s really bad about using this one.
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  5. Be a bad/virgin lover – While I’ll admit this one can have some exceptions, 98% of the time it should be a law of nature. These are a romancenovels people, and we like our heroes good in bed. If we wanted to be left unsatisfied or be forced to teach our lovers then we wouldn’t need romance novels, reality would do.
     
    Right now, the only author guilty of this that comes to mind is Sherrilyn Kenyon. Although, I really hate to use her because most of the time she fits into the other 2% that actually make it work.  Born of Night is one of her novels that she didn’t do as good of a job with making the inexperienced lover thing work out. While Born of Night is one of my all-time favorite novels, I just couldn’t get comfortable with Nik being such an inexperienced lover. And if I’m being honest, when I fantasize about him I always change that about him.  (As a side note, Born of Night is also guilty of #2)
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  7. Be ugly – Shallow, I know, but it’s a fact. He’s the HERO. This means better than the average man. This means that the heroine should find him attractive. I’m not saying he should supermodel hot, but he should be sexually appealing. Women have to want him.
     
    I’m Sorry Phantom of the Opera fans, but I just can’t jump on board with this. When I read books with these horribly disfigured heroes, I just pretend like they’re good looking.  I can’t picture them any other way, and I don’t even want to try. I know that’s awful, but it’s the truth.
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  9. Have a small penis – Thankfully, I’ve never seen an author do this, but I don’t want it to become a trend. Heroes should be, at the very least, a millimeter larger than the average man. ALWAYS! NO EXCEPTIONS! They shouldn’t all have monster cocks either, but I’ll take that over the a tinie wenie any day.
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  11. Be perfect – While your hero should be better than the average guy, he shouldn’t be good at everything. He can’t be independently wealthy, good looking, well endowed, extraordinarily fast/strong/intelligent, quick with words, moral, etc. He has to be flawed.
     
    I love paranormal romances. I love my alpha males. But let’s face it, the genre is bad about this. Some of my favorite heroes are guilty of this one—Barrons and Bones. While they may be a little too perfect, they too have their flaws. Bones—jealously. Barrons—lack of morality.
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4 thoughts on “Saturday Six: Your Hero Should Never…

  1. #1 is such a no-no and I have read stories where this happens. It doesn’t matter how the story ends, this nasty black stain is now all over my book!

    I can handle #2 for awhile, but if I’m reading a new series where the author uses it a lot, then it gets pretty eye-rolly.

    #3 I can do a virgin lover (better be a good reason for it) but a bad lover…no. I do recall some story where the heroine was essentially teaching the hero how to be a better lover, for real. Did. Not. Like. It.

    #4 Aw, come on! I love me some average and even ugly looking men. I was planning one of my future heroes to not be a goddess in the face department. But what if everything else about him just captured your attention like nothing else? That attractiveness of his face, I think, would fall away without a thought. Plus, I think it’s kind of bullshit that we get average to plain looking women hooking up with super-god-like men all the time. I want to even it up a bit, lol.

    As far as #5 goes, I’ve never seen this one, but I have seen it gone in the other direction. I don’t remember the author and I wouldn’t say her name anyway, but the first time the hero had sex with the heroine(who was a virigin) he said something along the lines of: “Do you like having those ten inches up you?” ……. It was so out of place and just wrong and I’m like TEN INCHES, REALLY?! It was very ridiculous sounding and I put the book down after that, lol.

    #6 Nobody likes “perfect” people, stands to reason characters are the same way. I think I might have done this with the hero in my story Bonds of Fire. Now it’s been irking me because I should have made him more flawed. He isn’t quite perfect but….too close to it now that I realize it. : / Wish I could change it now!

    • With number 4, its not that they have to be beautiful or even have a perfect face. Its about having sex appeal. When I say they can’t be ugly, I mean that the heroine can’t see them as unattractive. I like average or even “unpretty” men. What I don’t like is those “it hurts to look at them” kind of ugly.

      And with #5, your right it does seem to go in the other direction and most of the time its really awkward. I like them big, but make it believable.

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